Story about a terrorist who isn't a terrorist anymore because he drank beer and sang midnight oil songs

AMAZING STORY FROM BAZZA

Bazza told me this story which is true because he said it was, but anyway beer can cure someone who is a terrorist if he drinks it but only if he sings a midnight oil song afterwards.

This terrorist was really bad and did lots of terrorist things like leaving the fridge door open while it had beer in there and also picking all the olives off the pizza. He also stole peoples beers and he was the worst terrorist in the world which made him really popular with the other terrorists because they also did things like that. 

They had a terrorist meeting one day and by accident he drank a beer that he had stolen and it made him sing a midnight oil song and then he was like "where am I"  and all the terrorists were like "whats going on" and they realised he wasn't a terrorist so tried to shoot him with their weapons of mass destruction.

But the beer had made him invincible and the bombs and chemical warfares and nuclear submarines bounced off him and then he got mad and sang midnight oil songs at them and they all ran away in fear! 

True story! 

He lived happily ever after and had sex with fat chicks all over the place and he was cured because of the beer! 

A mate told me once that beer can also cure cancer and it was actually a beer that wrote the dictionary, but I don't believe him because the dictionary has spelling mistakes and beer wouldn't make that mistake.

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