*NEW* BEER IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH !

 - All the doctors said if you have 2 beers a day you are healthy and so we have at least 10 so we are 6 times healthier than someone who has 2 because we had 6 times more !!!

- I had a mate once who had pimples and then he drank 20 beers and couldn't see the pimples anymore!  But when he woke up they were back so thats proof

- Doctors say that drinking lots of water is really good for you and beer has water in it!  (year it does because a mate told me they make beer by getting water and adding the beer leaves to it and shaking it around).

- Singing is good for you and you can sing midnight oil songs after beer

- All the doctors say that sex is good exercise and after lots of beers you can do sex much easier especially with fat chicks. I had a mate once who had 100 beers and had sex with all the fat chicks in the world (except the terrorist ones). He is really fit and his stomach mussels are so big that he can rest a six pack on them!

- People who have beer are more happy than people who don't which makes them healthier

- Davo said once he had really bad pain and had 40 beers and the pain was gone!  True story coz I tested him by asking him about it again the next day and he said the same thing !!!!!

- I had this mate who used to drink wine and he was really unhappy because he had aids, and he had a beer and it cured his aids and gave him super powers and he could play pool really well when he had beers!!  I had a mate who once said that all sports are easier when you drink beer.

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He said if he drank 20 beers he would  sing "Advance Australia Fair" to the tune of "Working Class Man" and we had to see that!

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