Why give us beer money ?

Doing nice things for other blokes is real good. A mate once told us that he liked to give dogs a bone because it made him feel good. He went out and had beer and then did sex with fat chicks.

I read in the bible that you need to have wine every so often, but in Australia only Poofters drink wine so we have to drink beer.

We also need beer so that we grow up strong like uncle Bob.  He can lift a house just by thinking about it twice.

Also my mate Gaffer is turning 35 soon and he hasn't managed to have sex with a fat chick yet. He can't afford beer money because he is on the Dole (Australianeze for welfare), and he still lives with his mum.  If you donate beer money to use then we can get him to have sex with a fat chick.

I read in a book that if there was a war and you were passed out because of lots of beer then you the Terrorists wouldn't kill you.  Everyone knows that books are always right so you have to believe me.
 

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He said he would do anything for a can of beer so we hired him.
He also offered to give a blowjob to Elvis and we had to see that (Elvis is my goldfish)