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* story about a terrorist who isn't a terrorist anymore because he drank beer and sang midnight oil songs.

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Beer gives you superpowers!  We had a mate who said if you drink 30 beers you can make the house spin around just by thinking about it twice!  We didn't believe him but when we tried it the house did spin around!   Jezza said he went outside and made the whole world spin and we believed him because we said "fair go?" and he said "fair dinkum!".  Also we were feeling dizzy so it must have been true.


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We are Australians, and all Australians Drink beer (otherwise they wouldn't be Australian). Australia is actually built on top of beer, but we can't drink that because otherwise the country would fall down. A close mate of ours told us that if we don't drink beer and sing Midnight Oil songs then we might become terrorists.

We don't have a lot of money, so please give us some so that we can drink beer. That should be enough for a normal person to give us  some money for beer, but if you are still not convinced then check out the links below. Cheers!

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He also said he could drink a Case of Fosters in 5 minutes and we had to see that!

 

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